Know what the Taliban leaders like to do for fun? Just sit around and get bombed.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

Morality is decided by the victors

Cant is the twin sister of hypocrisy.

Focusing on negative situations is never helpful.

What brands can do brilliantly is broker change in people's lives.

Nobody should mistreat anybody. Homosexuals should not be mistreated. Heterosexuals should not be mistreated. Bisexuals should not be mistreated.

I'm excited to start a new chapter in my life.

The Taliban could take our pens and books, but they couldn’t stop our minds from thinking.

Happy Fuller: Somehow you always love in a special way the one who gives you the most grief.

Every organization has to prepare for the abandonment of everything it does.

Simple can be harder than complex. You have to work hard to get your thinking clean to make it simple.