Knowing comedy is knowing human nature.

The idea of, 'The journey is the destination' is put into action by browsing in an indie record store. Besides, a human being is a much better guide than a 'More Like This' link on the internet.

So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, 'The good outnumber you, and we always will.'

If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.

I want to experience as many different tastes, sights, emotions, conflicts, and cultures as possible, so that I can expand the canvas of my memory and enrich my comedy.

Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"?

I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.

You have to be ruthless with yourself, in terms of being honest about what is working and what is not.

Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself.

I hate all sidekicks.

I identify myself as a stand-up first. Even though lately there's been an explosion of acting on my schedule.

I shall take the heart. For brains do not make one happy, and happiness is the best thing in the world.

Unlike the world that points out your flaws to ridicule you, when GOD point out your flaws, it's because He want to walk you out of it.

I come from a poor family, I have seen poverty. The poor need respect, and it begins with cleanliness.

Most women's magazines simply try to mold women into bigger and better consumers.

Rant would tell people: 'You're a different human being to everybody you meet.

There's just something you can relate to immediately, even without knowing a woman. It's an inherent thing, an inherent connection. I'm really appreciating it and valuing that.

Man was never meant to be a god, but he is forever trying to deify himself.

Law enforcement officials cannot place themselves above the law that they are sworn to defend.

newborns reminded her of tiny buddhas

... No one "gets away" with evil. Judgment always comes, only the timing is uncertain.