Knowing that we don't know it's humility; thinking that we know what we don't know, is sickness.

Watch your thoughts, they become words. Watch your words, they become actions. Watch your actions, they become habit.

Those who are right do not argue. Those who argue are not right.

Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them; that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like.

Care about what other people think and you will always be their prisoner.

One who believes in himself has no need to convince others.

He who controls others may be powerful, but he who has mastered himself is mightier still.

Knowing others is intelligence; knowing yourself is true wisdom. Mastering others is strength; mastering yourself is true power.

In order to eliminate the negative influences, simply ignore them.

Let your workings remain a mystery. Just show people the results.

The leader is a teacher who succeeds without taking credit. And, because credit is not taken, credit is received.

Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.

There is but one blasphemy and that is injustice.

Boards without women - blacklist those suckers. It's 2011. They've had the time - it's significant that they don't have women.

I just think the Kardashians are just so cheap!

The reason we tend to support Republicans is they're taking us toward the cliff at only 70 miles per hour miles an hour and the Democrats are taking us 100 miles an hour.

Spiffy is a free-loading deadbeat kitty who sits around on my couch, watches TV all day, and eats all the Triscuits.

During the race, we lose 2-4 kilos of liquids.

I really think that women should be allowed to be more European, in this country.

Rich people focus on what they want, while poor people focus on what they don't want.

I once tried standing up on my toes to see far out in the distance, but I found that I could see much farther by climbing to a high place.