Knowing what I now know I would never have done anything so fatuous; but then I never would have known what I know now had I not.

You don't need a Harvard MBA to know that the bedroom and the boardroom are just two sides of the same ballgame.

You are who you are when nobody's watching.

As I say I don't want to kill myself, I just wouldn't mind dying.

Estate agents: like them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.

The only reason people do not know much is because they do not care to know. They are incurious. Incuriousity is the oddest and most foolish failing there is.

People who can change and change again are so much more reliable and happier than those who can’t

Love in all eight tones and all five semitones of the word's full octave.

Wine can be a better teacher than ink, and banter is often better than books

Nothing in this world is at it seems. Except, possibly, porridge.

All the big words -virtue, justice, truth, ...- are dwarfed by the greatness of kindness

Amore is loveconfessed to you in haiku.Do you love me too?

He was not in the house. He did not come back that night. Days went by, and at last she understood that he would not return at all.

Because of the insolence of all the white race he was afraid to lose his dignity in friendliness.

Here she is, ” her mum said, cooing at the baby, “my special girl.”“Oh, cheers, ” Valkyrie said, rolling her eyes.

When nature has work to be done, she creates a genius to do it.

As a gymnast, you always wear spandex. Being a teenager wearing spandex? It was tough accepting how my body looked, especially if there was any weight gain.

I can shoot a basket pretty well.

People are more used to seeing men who are masters at an instrument than women.

When they treat you bad, you just got to take care of your pride, no matter what.

O cloud-pale eyelids, dream-dimmed eyes, The poets labouring all their days To build a perfect beauty in rhyme Are overthrown by a woman's gaze.