Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!

Maybe a story will cheer you up... Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End.

Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems

Money can't replace friendship, I'd rather have no money than losing you.

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are.

A star on top will complete all the scenery!

Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!

You cannot stop the unstoppable

Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don't get jazz.

Now that we're men, I changed my underwear.

Facts? What are facts? I only know imagination!

I seek fun and embrace it! I am present to the many enjoyable experiences in my life. I have the courage to push the envelope of fun and infuse my life with happiness.

You either get the point of Africa or you don't. What draws me back year after year is that it's like seeing the world with the lid off.

Curiosity is what separates us from the cabbages. It's accelerative. The more we know, the more we want to know.

The Stovepipe is a memoir full of laughter and tears and a moving story of sisterly love as well as their will to survive.

Now that the day of reckoning has arrived, they cry socialism!

Life is a daring adventure or nothing.

If a monk can overcome two things, he can become free from the world. Bodily ease and vain-glory.

Take pride in what you do. The kind of pride I'm talking about is not the arrogant puffed-up kind; it's just the whole idea of caring - fiercely caring

Don't get me started on cold toilet seats.