Knowledge is a terrible burden. It may help you, but it might also destroy you.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

YOU CAN TRUST YOUR LOVE ONE, BUT NOT EVERYONE AROUND THEM.

Failure is sometimes inevitable, but failing to get back up is what turns a lot of people into failures.

When life gets you down, make a comforter!

Trying to wage war on 23 million Americans who are obviously very committed to certain recreational activities is not going to be any more successful than Prohibition was.

It is sometimes easier to head an institute for the study of child guidance than it is to turn one brat into a decent human being.

There’s no basis or anything. I just have this conviction that appeared inside of me which I have to follow.

There will be no peace in the world until there is peace in our hearts.

Even on the spiritual path, we have things we'll tend to cover up or be in denial about.

I was a monster, a problem child.

Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers.