Knowledge is ancient error reflecting on its youth.

A new gadget that lasts only five minutes is worth more than an immortal work that bores everyone.

The world is divided into two categories: failures and unknowns.

The devil follows me day and night because he is afraid to be alone.

God invented concubinage, satan marriage.

Art must be unaesthetic in the extreme, useless and impossible to justify.

Dada talks with you, it is everything, it includes everything, it belongs to all religions, can be neither victory nor defeat, it lives in space and not in time.

If you want to have clean ideas, change them as often as your shirts.

A free spirit takes liberties even with liberty itself.

Pain has its reasons, pleasure is totally indifferent.

Dada is like your hopes: nothing like your paradise: nothing like your idols: nothing like your heroes: nothing like your artists: nothing like your religions: nothing

A word to the unwise.Torch every book.Char every page.Burn every word to ash.Ideas are incombustible.And therein lies your real fear.

Never marry someone who doesn’t love the movies you love. Sooner or later, that person will not love you.

When other girls were dreaming about love, she dreamt of love too, but in an entirely different context - the ones they took for granted.

Why I love God

The unluckiest insolvent in the world is the man whose expenditure is too great for his income of ideas.

I've always lived in a city.

I enjoy looking at your face... Whenever I look at your face, a question always comes to my mind... Will man ever succeed in reaching the moon?

We're all human beings, but some of us are more sophisticated at covering our flaws. We're just smart enough to lie to ourselves that everything is OK.

There’s no legislation with regards to abortion that I’m familiar with that would become part of my agenda.

The greatest thing you can do for your children is love your spouse.