Knowledge is the best eraser in the world for disharmony, distrust, despair, and the endless physical deficiencies of man.

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it.

One of the hardest things to teach a child is that truth is more important than consequences.

The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're alive.

There are times when silence is the best way to yell at the top of your voice.

Patience is never more important than when you are at the edge of losing it.

Man can learn a lot from fishing - when the fish are biting no problem in the world is big enough to be remembered.

Temptations, unlike opportunities, will always give you many second chances.

An atheist is a man who looks through a telescope and tries to explain what he can't see.

Tact is the ability to make a person see lightning without letting him feel the bolt.

A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.

Anyone who says writing is easy isn't doing it right.

I know why logs spit. I know what it is to be consumed

Perception does not define who we are, but it does define where we are limited, and where we are not yet free.

I was willing to put it at risk in order for someone to gain, in order for the situation to get better.

Once the decision has been made, close your ear even to the best counter argument: sign of a strong character. Thus an occasional will to stupidity.

One feels the excitement of hearing an untold story.

You do get the pregnant mush-brain... you know what it's like? It's like getting stoned.

I haven't played defense in a couple years.

Theres always next year, ... except, you know, for Ray Romano.