Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin

Messi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he's still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot... Then we would have serious problems!

We usually say that you cannot become a legend before death. But I am a living legend

He's a lucky guy Cristiano, he always gets first row tickets to see Messi win his awards.

Arsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial. Who do you think regrets that more - Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?

I like being the one who makes a difference. On the pitch, I always try to create a special situation.

Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn't do auditions

I think I'm like wine. The older I get, the better I get.

Wherever I go people recognize me, call my name, cheer for me. But there are names no one cares to remember, that no one cheers for: the 805 million people suffering from hunger in the world today.

I like Balotelli: he's even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.

It's true I don't know that much about Ligue 1, but Ligue 1 knows who I am.

Science is not only compatible with spirituality

Don't waste your time trying to win people over that can never be won over.

Good and bad exist always, everywhere

When I achieved the European record for reciting pi in 2004, this captured the imagination of Professor Simon Baron-Cohen in Cambridge, and he finally diagnosed me with Asperger's that year.

I don't want to make more friends. I have four kids, I have plenty of friends, and all the personal relationships I need.

The character inherent in the American people has done all that has been accomplished; and it would have done somewhat more, if the government had not sometimes got in its way.

I'm not going to choose between classical, Broadway or pop. I would love to stay where I am now - a mix of everything.

The sage is one with the world, and lives in harmony with it.

A just law is a man-made code that squares with the moral law, or the law of God. An unjust law is a code that is out of harmony with the moral law.

Do not try to drive pain away by pretending it is not real. If you seek serenity in oneness, pain will vanish of its own accord.