L.A.'s not a good place to grow old.

I don't want you to play me a riff that's going to impress Joe Satriani; give me a riff that makes a kid want to go out and buy a guitar and learn to play.

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

Maybe it's not too late to learn how to love and forget how to hate.

Sometimes I'm scared of being Ozzy Osbourne. But it could have been worse. I could have been Sting.

If you can laugh at your mistakes, it's a good thing.

My son Jack just got out of rehab, he's 17 years old and he got hooked on Oxycontin and I'm just a little pissed off that he never gave me a few.

Hating people isn’t a productive way of living. So what’s the point in hating anyone? There’s enough hate in the world as it is, without me adding to it.

When you’re in love, it’s not just about the messing around in the sack, it’s about how empty you feel when they’re gone.

You've got to believe in yourself, or no one will believe in you. Imagination is like a bird on the wing, flying free for you to use.

there is no action kind enough to express heartbreak. I am left shut, the quietest of blossoms.

It seems like I have lived a lifetime in just one day.

fallin lovewith your solitude

While other creators make a big show of their art Mani Sir makes it look as though anyone can do what he does.

Inoculate yourself from dangerous bozos.

A Christian must always be kind, gracious, and wise in order to conquer evil by good.

We shall immunize every child in Africa to get rid of this terrible disease forever.

Sacrifice is the essence of love, which is the essence of God.

My first world title gave me the confidence to go and do bigger and better things.

I want Obama to have to weigh in on Ben Affleck as Batman. It's about time Obama went to work.