LA people are more laid back about certain things.

Every girl wanna hold my chain when I f#%k their brains out on the Mustang

My nards aren't clean Ive been partying With Charlie Sheen

Paris Hilton said something interesting to me once: she said, 'I just tell everyone what they want to hear, and I do what I want to do.'

I've been very luckily - I bought a house, I work, my life's been very blessed. I thought it would be funny to exaggerate the non-working side.

All men are born with a nose and five fingers, but no one is born with a knowledge of God.

That can not possibly be, because it could never possibly be.

I always wanted to be a performer, I didn't know exactly what kind of performer, all I knew was there were certain things that I liked. I liked movies a whole lot, and I loved music.

As a Scot Gordon Brown will find it hard to convince people in England he should be prime minister.

Dark chocolate, and salt and vinegar chips are my weakness - but not together.

I will do just as you wish,' said no cat ever.

If you've got a problem and you multiply it by 50-million people, it becomes unsolvable, but if you've got a problem and you divide it by 50-million people, it becomes solvable.

Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.

I think that most people who write about music just want to fill some paper. They're not really interested in getting to the heart of something. Otherwise, they wouldn't write what they write.

...when the little boy discovered, at four, the same thing Mr. Smith had learned earlier -- that only birds and planes could fly -- he lost all interest in himself.