LIMB, n. The branch of a tree or the leg of an American woman.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

To know what to do with time is to convert a day

Some conversations are not about what they're about.

Man becomes man only by his intelligence but he is man only by his heart.

I think as a music listener you have your rock and roll dreams. I personally wouldn't want to apply that necessarily, mainly because I love music too much to mess it up.

Knowledge we have. Anyone who strives for it with particular intensity is suspect of striving against it.

I think it's fine for a singer to sing someone else's song. But the thing I don't like is when a singer that can write songs starts getting someone else to do it for them.

The man of virtuous soul commands not, nor obeys.

It has become dramatically clear that the foundation of corporate integrity is personal integrity.

Peter Beard is one of those people I've known a long time. We have an affinity. We share certain values.