Labor in loneliness is irksome.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Love people who hate you. Pray for people who have wronged you. It won’t just change their life…it’ll change yours.

I'm a professional writer and I consider it part of my job to publicise my work and these days part of that job is done online.

In a crowded marketplace, fitting in is a failure. In a busy marketplace, not standing out is the same as being invisible.

The car as we know it is on the way out. To a large extent, I deplore its passing, for as a basically old-fashioned machine, it enshrines a basically old-fashioned idea: freedom.

The man who invented Doritos has passed away at the age of 97. He asked to be buried with the creator of Fritos and Cheetos in a variety pack.

I like the idea of politically charged music a lot, but it usually seems to be preaching to the choir and ineffective.

The simple willingness to improvise is more vital, in the long run, than research.

I had cottage cheese for lunch and a glass of wine when I got home tonight.

After a year, I thought gee I don't really need college anymore, which wasn't correct, but that's what I thought.

The goal of the Redemption is the redemption of truth.