Labour day is a great American holiday that peoplecelebrate by going out and buying products made in China

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.

They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country. But if you ask a Native American, that number is more like 300 million.

Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?

I feel like Bush presidencies are like "Godfather" films. You should stop at two.

I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So does the guy I stole it from."

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know? some of these jokes just write themselves.

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

Somebody threw a book at President Obama. If you're trying to scare a president by throwing a book at him, you're one president too late.

Wasted strokes, like missed deadlines, are preventable and costly.

We argue with our biology, and the result of that argument is civilization.

And yet I think The White Cliffs of Dover one of my best films

You live your life at the time you live it -- you don't have much of an overview when what's happening to you is still happening.

I still feel that I am in my prime right now but I think my best fights were in my thirties.

I'm a fetishist. I make films based on what I would like to see.

People must be able to use their voice, tell their stories, have their experiences recognized and their voices heard.

Right now a moment of time is passing by!... We must become that moment.

You don't have to be an elected official to be a public servant.

I don't really feel that I deserve all my applause.