Ladies and gentlemen, Otis Alexander Sudeikis has LEFT the building! (I'm the building)

Once I took a bus from my home in Maryland to Philadelphia to live on the streets with some musicians for a few weeks, and then my parents sent me to boarding school at Andover to shape me up.

Believe it or not, I'm a big fan of patchouli oil. I know it's not a universally liked fragrance. I usually combine it with other essential oils - I have many mixtures I like.

I think it's very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person.

We fall in love with one version of someone and we expect them to stay that way, but they never do.

I'm a natural blonde, but I feel like a brunette.

In a thousand years, archeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.

I'm a natural blonde, but I feel like a brunette. I feel like people treat me now how I should be treated. People used to be shocked, when I was blond, that I wasn't stupid.

Enjoy the pregnancy, not racing ahead and relishing the moment. I think people see pregnancy as something to get over with, but every stage of becoming a mother is really special.

I am so saddened and grossed out by young women who look like creepy, old aliens because of their new Barbie noses and lips. Is that a smile or a grimace?

We need to remind ourselves of the beauty of human connection and of nature and pull ourselves out of devices for a moment and appreciate what it is just to be human beings.

If you are earning your money through violence, all this money is unethical, because violence and ethics cannot be together!

Help me, Lord, in times when I am uninspired to see things differently.

A woman must be a genius to create a good husband.

I learned that I was either crazy in love with you, or putting on the best performance of my life.' -Nora (PG 263)

The best thing that could ever happen to any one of us is that all our sins would be broadcast on the 5 o' clock news.

The law and medicine should be very serious professions to undertake, should they not? People's lives and fortunes depend on them.

Physicians of the utmost fame, Were called at once; but when they came They answered, as they took their fees, 'There is no Cure for this Disease.'

A child is born with no state of mind, Blind to the ways of mankind. God is smilin' on you but He's frownin' too, Because only God knows what you'll go through.

All you need to know about Donald Trump is he loves his family and he loves this country. And he's going to be a great president of the United States.

If the writing is honest it cannot be separated from the man who wrote it.