Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

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Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.

Everything turns on grasping and expressing the True, not only as Substance, but equally as Subject.

I think of a piece of music as something that comes alive when it is being performed, and I feel that my role in the transmission of music is to be its best advocate at that moment.

Sometimes it is the people no one imagines anything of who do the things that no one can imagine.

I often feel very guilty because of the time that I spend outside of my home and the little time that sometimes I have for my kids.

Reason deserves to be called a prophet; for in showing us the consequence and effect of our actions in the present, does it not tell us what the future will be?

Most gentlemen don't like love, they just like to kick it around.

If a book has no index or good table of contents, it is very useful to make one as you are reading it.

The problem of creating something new, but which is consistent with everything which has been seen before, is one of extreme difficulty.

Stories worked much the same way . . . A false note at the beginning was much more costly than one nearer the end because early errors were part of the foundation.

You can always make a lot of people love one another so long as there are a smaller number outside the group for them to kick.