Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States . . .

Immeasurably, baby. I love you immeasurably.

I want to marry this girl. I want to marry her now.

He’s the president now, but he’s still Matt. My first crush, my first love. And I know that after Matt, I’ll never want or love another man again.

She is the one relentless, constant thought in my head and tug in my damn chest. The only she that has ever existed in my life.

You’re . . . their absolute fantasy. Of course I’m jealous. You’re their fantasy and mine.

No second chances in the land of a thousand dances, the valley of ten million insanities.

I refuse to suffer the torment of regret that comes with living a “what if” life.

The more tranquil a man becomes, the greater is his success, his influence, his power for good. Calmness of mind is one of the beautiful jewels of wisdom.

The role of a trainer or consultant is to empower the customer, not to make himself indispensable

Desolation, desolation, I owe so much to desolation.

A fart in the face is love.

The young are just as opinionated as the old, but have more exciting things to do than sit around airing their opinions all day.

Great music is great music, period.

The water has a Water that is driving it; The spirit has a Spirit that is Calling it.

The youth of an art is, like the youth of anything else, its most interesting period.