Ladies, just a little more virginity, if you don't mind.

I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young.

People are too apt to treat God as if he were a minor royalty.

Cynicism is the humor of hatred.

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him.

God is a sort of burglar. As a young man you knock him down; as an old man you try to conciliate him, because he may knock you down.

The only man who wasn't spoilt by being lionized was Daniel.

A man never knows what a fool he is until he hears himself imitated by one.

I'll have that one, please.

A committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.

Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humour: he will always use it in evidence against you.

I want to be famous but unknown!

When you speak, your words echo only across the room or down the hall. but when you write, your words echo down the ages.

It may sound strange, but I get the inspiration for most of my Dreams while I'm sleeping.

Each individual is as individual as their fingerprints, and I think that's extraordinary.

I don't think the world objectively exists the way we think it exists. There's a constant sort of storytelling process.

The Lord is a good psychologist: he knows the way our minds run. Turmoil can be the Lord's way of tapping us on the shoulder and saying, 'Don't forget me.'

I like definitive things.

Boarding school in Tring was a bit of a bubble that burst when I went to Hackney to go to drama school.

What we look upon as our greatest unhappiness in a difficulty we are involved in, may possibly be the evil hastening to its crisis, and happy days may ensue.

Sin is the result of deep and unmet needs.