Lampard is a specialist in insulting people very badly.

Arsenal have a goalkeeper emergency at the moment. I'll gladly step in.

Goalkeeping is like extreme sports sometimes - you have to let yourself go

At the moment I'm just swallowing it all as part of the humiliation but I think - and this is aimed at my dear manager - one shouldn't humiliate players for too long

You don't feel sorry for yourself, you get on with life. (after not being picked starting goalie)

If I have a lot of adrenaline in my body, that is helpful because I feel less pain

I made two mistakes at the beginning of the season. But I saw Manuel Almunia making mistakes as well, so sometimes you don't know what the thoughts of the coach are.'

When I see Almunia's performances, I get angry and have to make a fist in my pocket

He does not have my class.

I'm a professional. I don't want people to read something about me in the tabloids going out with celebrities or whatever. It might be a bit boring but I have to give values to my children.

To be sitting on the bench behind somebody who only started to play when he was 30 is not funny.

Being divorced does not necessarily make one’s advice on marriage useless … or useful.

Love is a choice you make from moment to moment.

I write what I call 'novels of consolation' for people who are bright and sophisticated.

Truth is not always injured by fiction.

Memory is the most malicious cutter of all, preserving, recasting, panning in slow motion across the awful bits so that we retain every detail.

Al Toon, who had his football career cut short because of multiple concussions, hopes his son follows in his footsteps.

This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.

The future has a lot to do with the past.

The programmers of tomorrow are the wizards of the future. You're going to look like you have magic powers compared to everybody else.

My body is on the earth, but my head is in the stars.