Language is conceived in sin and science is its redemption.

To be is to be the value of a variable.

Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation.

Irrefragability, thy name is mathematics.

Science is not a substitute for common sense, but an extension of it.

We do not learn first what to talk about and then what to say about it.

Creatures inveterately wrong in their inductions have a pathetic but praise-worthy tendency to die before reproducing their kind.

I have been accused of denying consciousness but I am not conscious of having done so.

Confusion of sign and object is original sin coeval with the word.

One man's antinomy is another man's falsidical paradox, give or take a couple of thousand years.

The scientist is indistinguishable from the common man in his sense of evidence, except that the scientist is more careful.

Science is as corruptible a human activity as any other.

The life of this world is but a sport and a pastime.

Athletes are American princes and the locker room is their castle. Some of them behave in princely fashion, become legitimate heroes to us all. And some are jerks.

This marriage is no one's business but our own.

Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery.

Learn to be thankful to everyone, to the entire creation, even to your enemy and also to those who insult, because they all help you to grow

Most processes leave out the stuff no one wants to talk about: magic, intuition and leaps of faith.

Zombies are the new vampires.

The commonest fallacy among women is that simply having children makes them a mother - which is as absurd as believing that having a piano makes one a musician.