Larry Summers is to modesty what Madonna is to Chastity.

The era of resisting big government is never over.

If Al Gore loses his brazen attempt to win on the dimples, one reason will be that he finally convinced enough Republicans to fight like Democrats.

When Republicans are down, in disarray, feeling blue, they turn to a tried-and-true elixir, sort of a Doctor Feelgood medicine for them. It's called tax cuts.

In case you didn't know, ethanol is made by mixing corn with your tax dollars.

Americans do not like long wars with indecisive outcomes.

From the economy to national security to government ethics, the Republican nominee promised once-in-a-lifetime change if he is elected Nov. 8.

Do not fear, for I am with you - Isaiah 41:10

Once you learn to choose your belongings properly, you will be left with only the amount that fits perfectly in the space you own.

I have been in the business long enough to know what an intense amount of work it takes to operate a theater company.

Living is very serious, very real. It is also always a game. If we are wise, it is very real, very terrible, and very lovely, and a good deal of fun.

Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.

A cannon fires only once but words detonate across centuries

Every man looks at his wood-pile with a kind of affection.

I was not an easy kid.

Follow the dream, and always the dream, and only the dream.

I can't believe I am hosting the Oscars. It's an honor everyone else said no.