Larry the Cable Guy has everything: sleeveless shirts, stupid catchphrases. He's Mr. T without the acting chops.

I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do!

A lot of comics just joke around, but it's just as important to get the truth out there.

I got sick of trying everything. I tried every single thing imaginable - diet, exercise. I even bought a house on the health spa property, and I still gained weight.

The thing is, in the dating profiles it says 'spiritual, ' but not with a specific religion. And so I pretty much try to meditate, but I have a very hard time concentrating on things other than me.

I thought I wanted these memories, but now I realize he hardly knows me.

Happiness is a continuation of happenings which are not resisted.

Let me say this: I only expect the black media to uphold the standards of excellence in journalism and when you do that, you have to go in with a neutral mind.

You have to train your mind like you train your body.

War is too serious to be entrusted to generals

It is common error to infer that things which are consecutive in order of time have necessarily the relation of cause and effect.

We need fantasy to survive because reality is too difficult.

How often do we do that, he wondered--look at someone and fail to see what's really there?

I am a practicing Buddhist. I have been for 25 years.

I've always believed that service to others is rent we pay for our time on this planet.