Las Vegas is a SimCity game gone horribly wrong.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man.

We must move away from our dependency on fossil fuels, and I am glad that GM has invested over $1 billion in hydrogen fuel cells cars to meet this goal.

It was very clear to me I wanted to be an actor when I got out into civilian life.

perhaps because this time not fear but love made him read.

Never say never. I always want to look like myself - that's key for me. I don't want to look like a different person, I don't want my face frozen.

Everything I love about America is fragile.

The coral zoophyte may be leveled by transported masses swept over by the waters; yet like the trodden sod, it sprouts again, and continues to grow and flourish as before.

It's not ignorance does so much damage; it's knowin' so derned much that ain't so.

The artist's morality lies in the force and truth of his description.

Doctors said 'go home and enjoy what little is left of your life'. He recovered.