Las Vegas is a resort whose two chief sources of income are seven and eleven.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

The present is never the mark of our designs. We use both past and present as our means and instruments, but the future only as our object and aim.

Asking politicians to give up a source of money is like asking Dracula to forsake blood.

I used rebellion as a way to hide out. We use criticism as a fake participation.

I think friendships are a lot more valuable than one job. If you're going to let it ruin that, then that's stupid.

Do not become archivists of facts. Try to penetrate to the secret of their occurrence, persistently search for the laws which govern them.

If I make a song where I'm happy, I sound completely mad - I think my voice is better-suited for sadder songs.

I would have given anything to keep her little. They outgrow us so much faster than we outgrow them. Brian Fitzgerald, talking about his children.

When you are happy, when you are laughing, when you are loving, the radiance of your Soul shines through, and all are lifted by it.

It is best to meet in a cul-de-sac, A palace of velvet With windows of mirrors. There one is safe, There are no family photographs, No rings through the nose, no cries.

In Success you deserve it and in defeat, you need it.