Las Vegas is the savage heart of the American Dream.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

Nothing exists in isolation there is a purpose for everything

Jane stood beside silver platters of cucumber sandwiches and smoked salmon sandwiches and savory-sweet ham sandwiches and open-faced sandwiches with thickly spread butter and fresh mint.

The rebel inside of me always ignored the rules.

Example is leadership.

High office, is like a pyramid; only two kinds of animals reach the summit — reptiles and eagles.

Democracy, disciplined and enlightened, is the finest thing in the world.

The beauty of art is that there are no rules

Americans spend more on beer than they do on books. No wonder their stomachs are bigger than their brains.

My opposition to the Vietnam War. I was the first Hollywood actor to speak out against it.

Pushing yourself to be the best is unsustainable. Simply push yourself to be better than the day before.