Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish

I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.

It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering.

Step by step, we will break this cycle of silence, poor information and stigma.

The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land.

It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it.

I am a clown, just without the painted smile.

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.

A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.

I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.

Life goes on. Get over it. You're still young. It'll get better. Blah, Blah, Blah

Lord, thank you for the people who care more about me than about their schedules.

I hate banks. They do nothing positive for anybody except take care of themselves. They're first in with their fees and first out when there's trouble.

Saying, 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying, 'I apologize.' Except at a funeral.

That was your bad, how could you pass up on em? He just take them records and he gas up on em.

One of my greatest influences is the Italian artist Gian Lorenzo Bernini.

Our own death wish is our only real tragedy.

Make no apologies for who you are.

A sure cure for boredom: fast until you are ravenous.

A character on a page has to feel real, and for me the greatest fun is if you could gender-swap the role.