Last guy I was interested in turned out to be an incestuous necrophiliac," she said. "So no, not currently dating, and definitely not doing any more shopping in the 'sociopath' category

The difference between the truth and a lie is that both of them can hurt, but only one will take the time to heal you afterward.

I've got no problem with octopuses. It's bugs and spiders that I don't like. Octopuses are cute, in their own 'nature did a lot of drugs' sort of way." - Becks

Be good. Be kind to each other. And if there's somebody you love, tell them. The world always needs more love.

I guess in the end, it doesn’t matter what we wanted. What matters is what we chose to do with the things we had.

Think about that for a moment. They died for you. Now take a good look at the life you're living and tell me: Did they do the right thing?

Pronouns are only useful when you combine them with other words. I have a few I can give you, if you're at a loss.

The only thing we have in this world that is utterly and intrinsically ours is our integrity.

I feel the closest to crazy when I'm disagreeing with the voice in my head

Sorry...I got distracted listening to you and hot glued myself to my unicorn

I'm a decent sprinter and I can gun a motorcycle from zero to suicidal in less than ten seconds.

The body fades. A leader who would last relies on more.

Start thinking for yourself, ask 'why?' and even venture to say 'why should I?' and pretty soon you will have half the world at your throat for being a 'trouble maker'.

I decided that if I didn't allow myself to fall asleep, then I wouldn't have to wake up again and despair.

Can a bad tree bears good fruits?

If Miss Elton spoke water instead of words, then there would have been a repetition of Noah’s flood.

All of us kids ended up 'doing Mom.' There are four of us who've tried show business. Five if you insist on counting my sister the nun, who does liturgical dance.

Music, the mosaic of the air.

A man is a man to the extent that he is a superman. A man should be defined by the sum of those tendencies which impel him to surpass the human condition.

Love all, serve all, feed all.

Whensoever the General Government assumes undelegated powers, its acts are unauthoritative, void, and of no force.