Last night I dreamed I was still human, but now I have woken up, into something better. Farewell, my friends, farewell.

There are any number of magical creatures, mostly female, whose singing can bring about horror and death. Sirens, undines, banshees, Bananarama tribute bands...

Never go anywhere without condiments. Condiments are our friends.

The only good hero is the kind who survives to talk about merchandising.

Nothing is hidden, nothing is ever lost, nothing is ever forgotten. That's always been part of my problem.

Though I often run out of courage and good sense, stubbornness keeps me going.

Sometimes humour is all we have to say the things that can't be said.

You know, sometimes I swear the whole universe runs on irony.

If you don't trust anyone, they can't let you down.

Keep your mind too open, and you never know what might walk in.

Wait. You've got principles? We'll have to update your file.

So much possibility lives within the beauty of your authenticity. Be real.

In love one had need of being believed, in friendship of being understood.

You can have the best intentions in the world but if you do nothing, you are nothing.

The man who has no problems is out of the game.

Why is it that govt employees makes the best spouses? Because afterthey come back from work, they are not tired and they already readthe newspapers.

The key in terms of mental ability is chess. There's never been a woman Grand Master chess player. Once you get one, then I'll buy some of the feminism.

Everybody is a hypocrite. You can't live on this planet without being a hypocrite.

A Warrior never accepts what is unacceptable.

You can't be focussed without really great communication

But when I breath with the birds, The spirit of wrath becomes the spirit of blessings, And the dead begin from their dark to sing in my sleep.