Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door. I estimate they cost somewhere in the neighborhood of $371.49 each.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Being kind is more important than being right.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

May we be enabled to say "No" to sin and "Yes" to the sinner.

Now, I do come from a part of the country where the people say that the only thing in the middle of the road is a yellow line or roadkill.

Life is that which - pressingly, persistently, unfailingly, imperially - interrupts.

If you're going to stick around in this business, you have to have the ability to reinvent yourself, whether consciously or unconsciously.

For me, it's the reactions from the audiences that are golden. If they enjoy it, then half the battle has been won.

You know Deets is like me - he's not one to quit on a garment just because it's got a little age - spoken by Augustus McCrae

I raced through Killer Keepsakes and really loved it smart and interesting and entertaining.

If you're unwilling to defer pleasure or endure some "pain" for now, are you likely to end up later deep in the hole?

..It's not about age...I believe women of all ages can wear anything.

Reality is simply the loss of ego. Destroy the ego by seeking its identity. Because the ego is no entity it will automatically vanish and reality will shine forth by itself.