Last time I checked, lifting theory has a PR of zero.

On the Internet, everyone squats. In real life, the squat rack is always empty. You figure out what this means.

You need bravery for compassion. In the picture of your soul, the bravery points are the most beautiful.

You have to think anyway, so why not think big?

In ceasing to subordinate creative power to any supreme value, modern art has brought home to us the presence of that creative power throughout the whole history of art.

Artists who seek perfection in everything are those who can't attain it in anything.

The basic principle of spiritual life is that our problems become the very place to discover wisdom and love.

If you don't recognize the racist element in the teabag movement, you're either dishonest, or you've never seen the teabag movement, or heard of it, or been acquainted with it in any way.

Why is it that the nicest things never are healthy?

I'm a performer. We don't retire.

My greatest regret as a writer is that I've never been able to include as many jokes as I'd like.

The challenges I have faced - among them material poverty, chronic illness, and being raised by a single mother - are not uncommon, but neither have they kept me from uncommon achievements.