Last time I talked to her she didn't sound like herself. She's depressed. It's awful what happens when people run out of money. They start thinking they're no good.

But kids don't stay with you if you do it right. It's the one job where, the better you are, the more surely you won't be needed in the long run.

She has changed in this way that motherhood changes you, so that you forget you ever had time for small things like despising the color pink.

Divorce is the start point for a brand new life. Don't lose the chance to redesign it upon your dreams!

The folly of mistaking a paradox for a discovery, a metaphor for a proof, a torrent of verbiage for a spring of capital truths, and oneself for an oracle, is inborn in us.

I like to travel any chance I get, even if it's just a local vacation to San Diego or Palm Springs or wherever. I just like to get out and do stuff and see the world.

Beer is sacred business, a mood-altering food substance that may have preserved the human species. To drink beer is to be human.

We cannot play at preaching. We preach for eternity.

We've never done a coordinated music effort. Everything else we've done has been around a holiday - Halloween, Mardi Gras, half way to Mardi Gras, St. Patrick's Day.

Kindness suits you." "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.

If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles but I'd have fewer imaginary ones.

It is easy to love people in memory; the hard thing is to love them when they are there in front of you.

Keep your own house and its surroundings pure and clean. This hygiene will keep you healthy and benefit your worldly life.