Last time I was sick, the guy I was seeing brought me a bottle of ginger ale… and expected me to pay him back for it. ~Jaime Vegas

I want you to have big dreams, big goals. I want you to strive to achieve them. But I don't want to see you beating yourself up every time you make a mistake.

when times are tough, the weak bail and the tough get creative.

Wow. The guy can make me feel stupid even when he's telling me I don't have to let him make me feel stupid.

The rottweiler stood his ground and waited for me to take the next step in the dance of ritualized intimidation. Instead, I leaped at him. Screw ritual. Now was not the time to stand on ceremony.

Kids who don't eavesdrop on adult conversations are doomed to a childhood of ignorance.

Remembering. Forgetting. I'm not sure which is worse.

A name is so important. A surname connects you to your past, to your family. Even a given name has meaning - why did your parents pick that particular one?

First you buy me a mocha. Then you let me help you hide a body. Now you take me to a biker clubhouse. Best. Day. Ever.

He was trying to tell me something.' Derek snorted. 'Aren’t they all? Must be a rule in the ghost handbook—if in danger of evaporating, make sure you’re in the middle of a dire pronouncement.

I grew up writing about the paranormal, and I blame too many Saturday mornings watching Scooby Doo.

Desires move us from one station to another in this life while we search for beauty, love, and happiness.

It's always seemed to me that flirtation is a man's device for avoiding responsibility. He can say whatever he wants and knows he won't be taken seriously.

Deep within the human constitution lie written laws of nature that should guide man in the conduct of his life.

That was what it felt like - as if one had always been in that place and never been bored although nothing had ever happened.

I hate entrepreneurs with beautiful business plans.

If the security personnel do their job properly, they just might cause you to miss your plane, thereby possibly saving your life.

My friend named his car. And I don't want to be judgemental, but... what a dork.

For the most part I stand by all of records. I just always like the one I've done most recently the best and I think that's the whole point.

Knowing yourself, knowing where you want to get, combining those things gives you the pragmatic steps.

Remember that nutrition is 90%; exercise is 10%.