Last week convicted Enron crook Ken Lay died of a heart attack. They announced they were going to cremate him. Where he's going, why bother?.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

With kindness you always win.

Hope is the dance of the spirit. Mind is the stage and imagination is the music.

You know you're in love when you don't want to fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

Don’t lose good opportunities waiting for better opportunities

These are things that I continue to enjoy speaking about. The woods. Boats. Greeks. I think the real heart of it, is really being in love with these Dutch paintings over the last several years.

Learning about acting for camera is really quite exciting to engage with and deal with.

I've known parabatai so close they were almost the same person; do you know what happens, when one of them dies, to the one that's left-

The morose one refuses to smile even when he has just had his teeth cleaned.

If God objected to [people with various handicaps], he ought not have created such people.

All suffering is caused by being in the wrong place. If you're unhappy where you are, MOVE.