Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.

I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'.

Anyone with a gun can go out and commit an act of terrorism, even without a political affiliation.

When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I'll have no ego to injure.

I want the news delivered unbiased. I thought that was the whole point with journalism.

I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.

I don't want the news to be patriotic. I don't want to see flags on the lapels of the anchors. I don't want any of that.

One, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let's say it this way: I'm really late.

We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.

When the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching the story.

The American people have no control over what the military does. We have no say in American foreign policy.

No more excuses or procrastination! Stop allowing your days to be stolen by busy nothingness and take calculated steps towards your goals.

Mathematics possesses not only truth but supreme beauty - a beauty cold and austere like that of a sculpture.

People would love to be rich, but they're looking for the easy way. Who wouldn't want to win the lottery? Just to score.

Each finger on your shooting hand is accountable to each shot. Just like each thought you think has some accountability to someone or somewhere.

I found out that drama was a fascinating exercise as a way to get out of my self and into somebody else's head.

If you see me once, you cannot confuse me with another.

Things have done their part; it is for us to do ours.

The richest people in the world build networks; everyone else is trained to look for work.

It will not do, my friend, to grant an easy indulgence to natural appetite and desire, for they ever seek to be our masters.