Lately, the only thing keeping me from being a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Atheism is a way of humility. It's to think oneself to be an animal, as we are actually and to allow oneself to become human.

... unfools of unbeing ... means quite clearly people who are too stereotyped to be eccentric – people who are too dead spiritually to exist at all and who call alive individual fools

Even if your company’s financial condition can withstand the inefficiency of quality service, your brand likely won’t.

Ambitions and dreams put you at a drinking table with unexpected companions. Cups were filled and refilled, making you drunk with the illusion of changing the world.

Wit is the salt of conversation not the food.

Time has been lost and opportunity thrown away, but I am yet a young man, and may retrieve it.

I gave up that idea of trying to make music that I thought other people would want. I just made music for myself and music for people that I knew.

You have no beginning of time. It's always been there.

For me, a bit of anthropology in the evening is always better than staying and watching the telly.

It's a really neat and special coincidence, but it's nothing but a coincidence. This wasn't set up to give Matt that honor. It's just the way it worked out. It's a neat extra.