Latent genius is but a presumption. Everything that can be, is bound to come into being, and what never comes into being is nothing.

Tell me what you feel in your room when the full moon is shining in upon you and your lamp is dying out, and I will tell you how old you are, and I shall know if you are happy.

There is no respect for others without humility in one's self.

Learn to... be what you are, and learn to resign with a good grace all that you are not.

Women wish to be loved without a why or a wherefore; not because they are pretty, or good, or well-bred, or graceful, or intelligent, but because they are themselves.

Destiny has two ways of crushing us - by refusing our wishes and by fulfilling them.

In every loving woman there is a priestess of the past

In every loving woman there is a priestess of the past - a pious guardian of some affection, of which the object has disappeared.

Analysis kills spontaneity. The grain once ground into flour springs and germinates no more.

Truth is not only violated by falsehood; it may be equally outraged by silence.

You desire to know the art of living, my friend? It is contained in one phrase: make use of suffering.

Tomorrow is a new day

If we begin to diligently care for the environment, it will greatly improve human health.

I don't know anything anymore

If you are too proud, you don't do business.

Even though I do a more traditional type of being funny on television, I still know a lot of comedians and stand-ups and improv actors.

It's all emotion. But there's nothing wrong with emotion. When we are in love, we are not rational; we are emotional. When we are on vacation, we are not rational; we are emotional.

I don't want to make the same mistake twice. I don't want to tell myself it's over when it's not.

[Matt] Lindland looks just like 'Woogie' from 'There's Something About Mary', how am I possibly supposed to take this guy seriously?

People do not deserve to have good writing, they are so pleased with bad.

Don't start drinking before the fifth song.