Later," Fang said to Ella and Dr. Martinez in that gushy, hyperemotional, overdramatic way he has.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

Hate and love be closer cousin than like and dislike.

We may run into many downfalls in life, but with a mighty God on our side those downfalls have already been defeated.

Comedians love people to point and laugh at them, even if they are not funny, naturists don't, no matter how funny they are.

If you conduct yourself as though you expect to be successful and happy, you will seldom be disappointed.

The music is in no way politically based - I'm not trying to make a point about sampling. It may bring up issues but I'm not trying to push it on anyone.

You can write something that has continuity, but it makes happy endings all the more ridiculous.

Fear is trusting in your own power.

You are someone else's miracle! God is setting up divine appointments and it is our job to keep them

I like talking to priests, to Catholics. Everyone has their beliefs.

My dad raced motocross back in the day, and I've always enjoyed watching it. That sport intrigues me.