Latin is already a dead language, man... don't make it any deader.

I totally carpe-d the snot out of this diem!

The thinner the excuse, the fatter the reason for it.

When you don't have standards, it's easier to exceed them.

I like the smell of my Grandma's soap - I used to sit in the bath and eat it.

If I don't stay in and write, I feel like a prisoner.

The good thing is Jason and I both outrank you so we can both tell you to shut up.

Men die but an idea does not.

I know what happiness and what despair are, and I never make a jest of such feelings. Take it, then, but in exchange —

The instant you say All Quiet On The Western Front people remember that great 20th century classic book on war, a book about a school boy turned into a soldier overnight.

The more we focus on using renewable fuels, the less we are dependent upon foreign oil.

I dwell in the city and the city dwells in me.

To be truly seen and understood - in all our innocence and glory and yes, our brokenness, too - is to be delivered into the spiritual ethers where both seen and seer are healed.

Say to the seceded States, "Wayward sisters, depart in peace."