Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you're probably watching the wrong channel.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Be true to yourself.

Has Westhaven taken to gossiping?""He has not, but like most men, you assume the only communications of significance pass between the males of the species.

If I have to die either for religion or atheism I would prefer atheism, since my conscience will respect my rational decision.

Long ago, among other lies they were taught that silence was bravery.

Sometimes I see a bird fly by and I feel jealous. But then other times I see a bird fly into a closed window and I feel laughing.

You forget, when you're in the Scandinavian countries, you forget they don't speak English first and they speak better than I do.

We must not stay as we are, doing always what was done last time; or we shall stick in the mud.

A good leader shares information, even if they don't know the whole story. Without any information, people create their own, which causes fear and paranoia.

The duty of a politician for me is to be a representative: a politician is not an expert, experts are experts, hired for their expertise and so on.

Fully "biodegradable" structures are nowadays the ideal and the standards to which most, if not all structures, struggle to measure up.