Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

It sounds as if you'd like to be God.

CHERISH a heart like you'd carry an egg, cause when it drops it becomes pieces of shell, never to be MENDED

Great Britain was going to make war on a kindred nation who desired nothing better than to be friends with her.

I'm not gonna worry about what people think about me. I'm too busy. I don't give a hoot.

If we would truly seek to be more like our Savior and Master, learning to love as He loves should be our highest goal

If you look at my life, generally, I've been put in situations which were difficult and which I conquered.

We simply rob ourselves when we make presents to the dead.

If you reach for the stars, you just might land on a decently sized hill.

My parents moved to Florida when I was 12, and my backyard was the Gulf of Mexico.

I have never been interested in making a photograph that describes what the world I live in looks like, but I am interested in what pictures (of the world) look like.