Laughing can serve you in dark moments and even help you crawl your way back out.

I don't expect success. I prepare for it.

Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.

I dragged my wife from our honeymoon in Africa and landed her in Ontario, Canada, when it was -40 degrees.

Everyone thinks their baby is a genius. People find it delightfully refreshing when I tell them, My baby? Totally average. Like, 100 percent average.

I just love bikes. It's not the safest passion to have, but I guess it's better than Russian roulette.

There are so few surprises left in life. We've gotten so addicted to knowing. It's the Google generation. We want the answer to everything right now!

If it weren’t so off-putting for my co-workers. I’d wear my flannel, one-piece 'Hannah Montana' pajamas, like, all the time!

I've done things to my body, mechanically, that I'll never do again. I've done stunts that I shouldn't have done 10, 11, 12 times. I've broken a ton of bones on sets.

Guys are lucky: We can wear a suit over and over, just with different shirts and ties.

If you're going to commit to that, you're going to have to find some way to make it bearable and enjoyable.

Life is short be helpful.

Peter, you're not crazy, " William said. "Nobody's really crazy. That's just a word. Isn't it, Torey? Just a word. And nobody's a word.

I believe that, for those who love to write, time spent writing is never wasted. And then isn't it from book to book that we approach the book that we really want to write?

Sometimes it's worse to win a fight than to lose.

There are some secrets we keep because we can't bear to let them out and some because it's better to keep them in.

The usefulness of the cup is its emptiness.

A grateful person is rich in contentment.

If the abortion issue is important to me, this is how you tackle that issue.

If you are trying to grow your qualified search traffic, you have to combine your content marketing with your SEO efforts.

Thus may poor fools Belive false teachers.