Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.

There is a tragic flaw in our precious constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.

I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center.

He didn't look like a soldier at all. He looked like a filthy flamingo.

Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.

Perhaps I am the turtle, able to live simply anywhere, even underwater for short periods, with my home on my back.

About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm.

We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

Enjoy your body, use it every way you can. Don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own.

God never leads us to do anything that is contrary to the Bible.

We are so keen in our #pursuitofhappiness that we forget to be #happy!!

We live to work.Man was made to move.Without work we shall grow old quickly.

Be more interested in people's character, than their contributions.

Broadway is one of the hardest things I've ever done.

The best place to succeed is where you are with what you've got.

A destruction, an annihilation that only man can provoke, only man can prevent.

A person God himself deems as wise is one who not only hears His voice, but immediately begins to act upon His instruction.

Shah is a kind of magic word with the Persian people.

The more real things get, the more like myths they become.