Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

A Decision That Can Change Your Life Forever, Can Happen In Just One Second.

I'm only remembering unnecessary things because I'm alone.

Oh, if only I could hurt with such misery once again, to feel the powers of love here inside my heart, the joys of heaven and the pains of hell!

In my second year, after moving to the Medical School, I began the courses of Anatomy and Physiology. I had begun to see that I was interested in cells and their functions.

You see, that is it with music, you never stop learning.

The principle question before us is not, do we comprehend the atonement, but, do we accept it.

He who considers himself a paragon of wisdom is sure to commit some superlatively stupid act.

...the deepest secrets about ourselves that we, in the ultimate act of humanity, will spare those we truly love.

I think we do need radicals. We need extremists, because that's how change happens.

The people who put limits on your abilities, goals, or dreams, may not be the people you want to associate yourself with.