Laughter and prayer are the two noblest habits of man

Cheerfulness is among the most laudable virtues. It gains you the good will and friendship of others. It blesses those who practice it and those upon whom it is bestowed.

I prefer other people to make judgments about the way I play and to characterize me, rather me describe myself.

Many a man has been dined out of his religion, and his politics, and his manhood, almost.

To be sure you know no actual good of me, but nobody thinks of that when they fall in love.

I'd also talk about the period and of course all the different gender things that people might feel that they are. I'd be a terrible teacher because of what I don't know about that.

If you can't win, make the one ahead of you break the record.

You're going to pass something down no matter what you do or if you do nothing. Even if you let yourself go fallow, the weeds will grow and the brambles. Something will grow.

Get through the agony and anger, the pain and strife, and take the necessary steps to try to change my life.

Good fences make good neighbors.

The incredible thing about the human mind is that is didn't come with an instruction book.