Laughter is a powerful weapon for it carries the light. To laugh is to defy the darkness.

Strength without compassion is soulless and cruel. Weakness, too, has its place, for it brings understanding.

More it hurt more better it is. Can't nothing heal without pain, you know.

Withstanding the cold develops vigor for the relaxing days of spring and summer. Besides, in this matter as in many others, it is evident that nature abhors a quitter.

Just because you take gluten out of something doesn't make it a health food.

If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt

They say one of the greatest forms of flattery is for your son to follow in your footsteps. And so I enjoy that greatest form of flattery, without a doubt.

Life is unfair. And it's not fair that life is unfair.

If the mother had not beene in the oven, shee had never sought her daughter there.

What is love?/ One name for it is knowledge.

All our businesses comprise of the BEST people money can buy. My policy is hire the best and pay them well

Obey thy parents, keep thy word justly; swear not; commit not with man's sworn spouse; set not thy sweet heart on proud array. * * * Keep thy foot out of brothels, thy pen from lenders' books.