Laughter is an affect resulting from the sudden transformation of a heightened expectation into nothing.

In all judgements by which we describe anything as beautiful, we allow no one to be of another opinion.

When a boy feels as if no one cares about him, or as if he will never amount to anything, he truly believes it doesn’t matter what he does.

This is what I call life: a God to save, a woman to love, a job to do, and a cause to fight

Democracy is a brawl settled in advance by counting heads.

In my humble opinion, we should now have reached peak oil. So it is high time to close this critical chapter in the history of international oil industry and bid the mighty peak farewell.

The key to success is often the ability to adapt

It is one of the peculiar truths of life that people often say things that they know full well are ridiculous.

Talking about my personal life onstage, I've realized I'm not one of those comics who can do that. I can allude to it but I don't want to be a confessional performer.

I played football for a huge portion of my life, all the way through college actually.

Reality shows are all the rage on TV at the moment, but thats not reality, its just another aesthetic form of fiction.

Never trust a woman whose father calls her 'Princess'. Chances are she believes it.