Laughter is an instant vacation.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.

Laughter is the best medicine in the world.

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

My wife and I have a perfect understanding. I don't try to run her life, and I don't try to run mine.

Loving someone and having them love you back is the most precious thing in the world.

But it's hard to leave a place when you're tied to it by fear, when it's broken you with fear, when it's all you've ever known.

When all humans have self-love, wouldn’t it be heaven on earth?

No single initiative by itself can solve the climate crisis.

You want a drumstick? Like a ice cream cone or a chicken wing!?

I've always wanted to create drama in my pictures, which is why I paint people. It's people who have brought drama to pictures from the beginning. The simplest human gestures tell stories.

Wines are like women in that it's often the imperfections that fascinate.

Sometimes. It was a good escape. Until, you know, it wasn‟t.

It is this spiritual freedom - which cannot be taken away - that makes life meaningful and purposeful.

Refuse to let an old person move into your body.