Laughter is just like champagne -- only without the headache afterwards.

A rainy day is like a lovely gift -- you can sleep late and not feel guilty.

I'm not lazy. I'm just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I'm good at sleeping late.

When you fall asleep after a big lunch you're really just saving up energy to work off all the calories later on.

You can't run from feelings, Charity. You have to face them. Otherwise your future will look just like your past.

A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star. And you don't miss anything by falling asleep!

Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty.

Why does getting ahead always have to involve getting up early?

It's not a luxury if you can't do without it!

You can't oversleep if you don't make plans to wake up early.

The real point of watching television is to forget that you have a brain.

The audience is the best judge of anything. They cannot be lied to. Truth brings them closer. A moment that lags - they're gonna cough.

I think when I'm drawing, I'm seeing what's happening on the page almost as if it were unfolding like a movie in my head.

All of a sudden your whole life becomes a public issue. Money, wealth, people, prestige - all of that suddenly comes into play.

The Network of Enlightenment watches over a world and guides it, tenderly. Not interfering in its natural course of evolution is our way.

If it gets any hotter in here I could use a big fan.

When I got to be about 16,17 I got into a beauty pageant and I was allowed to start playing around with makeup.

Her lips were red, her looks were free, Her locks were yellow as gold: Her skin was white as leprosy, The Nightmare Life-in-Death was she, Who thicks man's blood with cold.

I'm aware if I'm playing at my best I'm tough to beat. And I enjoy that.

I am a lover, not a fighter.