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Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.


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This page presents the quote "Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.". Author of this quote is Jasper Carrott. This quote is about medicine, laughter,.