Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.

On the brink of sleep I have a gloomy thought: that saving yourself is only pushing yourself even deeper into the trap rather than getting out. Dying is the only way out.

Pamper no temptations! Once you are the driver on the steer of your life, choose to knock down every obstacle and challenge on your way to fulfillment.

Comparisons are like rigid fingers—eager to point at a subject but unwilling to grasp it.

It's but little good you'll go a-water-ing the last year's crop.

I want - I want - I want - was all that she could think about - but just what this real want was she did not know.

Demonic activity levels? Do they have a device that measures whether the demons inside the house are doing power yoga?

I wake up with new dreams every day...more I can do to channel that into things that I love to create is healthier for me and probably for everybody around me.

The biographies of the great men see their excesses as signs of their greatness.

Snow is the only one of us that leaves no tracks.

Discipline and consistency is what's expected out of a player.